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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius theahmazingkarleeFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Months
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Jumping on the bandwagon

Thu Jul 9, 2009, 8:29 PM
Hey I'm gonna do this because everyone else did it and I actually read everyones! I'm doing really good by the way, if anyone cares... Anyone, anyone? No? Well then, off to stuff you care even less about!

DEEP CONFESSIONS ABOUT MY FEMININE MYSTIQUE


1. Do you sleep in your bra?: NO! IT STRANGLES YOUR BOOBS! IT INHIBITS THEIR GROWTH!

2. Do you enjoy drama?: It's kind of my guilty pleasure. But after about 10 minutes it sucks

3. Are you a girly girl?: I'm not girly, I'm womanly

4. Who was the last person you hugged?: the girls, Aiden and Elle who i babysit

5. Small or large purses?: dependsss

6. Are you short?: I'm 5'3. i'd say im average, some people don't think so though

7. Do you like somebody?: yes and no

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?: secretly be flattered and then smack their hand off just as it grazes the lucious cheeks that are my ass. or smack them back if they're really special

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?: I don't do socks

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?: yeah beyotch

11. Are you double jointed?: uh no

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?: in the basement of a YMCA or in my driveway

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?: yeah, i was with Drew last night. go figure

14. Is there of rumor going around about you?: probably

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?: not really

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?: why should i care



"X" Marks the spot:

[x] I do wear make up.
[x] I have cried at a movie theater.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. ...am i the only one?
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like rap.
[x] I like country
[x] I carry a purse.
[ ] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[x] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[idontremember] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing. actually they're so simple that you'd think there's something more but there really isn't so i guess its just frustrating
[x] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that your wearing?: not wearing one. that truthful enough for ya?

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?: i kind of have a thing against blonde guys

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?: you don't know the half of it

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?: duh. i'm blessed with quite a few, actually

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?: i feel stupid saying i have but its my heart so i decide when its broken. so yes, i suppose.

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?: i am... tomorrow. you can just ask me about it cause its so exciting

7. Do you like your life?: yes. honestly, im blessed.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?: no they don't suck that hard

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?: yes!

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?: its roughly 1/3 guys, 2/3 gals

11. How long have you had Facebook?: when did i say i had facebook?

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?: yes

13. What are your biggest fears?: losing loved ones. being single forever. never amounting to anything

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?: i think everyone has at some point


15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?: of course

16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?: i can't say i am able to form an opinion on that yet

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?: yes. but then it usually ends up bad. but when i have a bad feeling about something it always turns out awesome

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?: never. seriously

19. Are you currently missing someone?: very much so

This guy or that guy? Pick one.

Punk/Goth or Gangster?: Punk? they both kind of piss me off so it depends on the individual guy
Preppy or Cowboy?: cowboy all the way
Face or Body?: i go for face cause they can always loose/gain weight, work out. they can't really change their face.
Sweet or Sexy?: sweet is kind of sexy to me
Well-educated or Dropout?: if he's a dropout he better have a damn good reason
Armani or Abercrombie?: neither
City-slicker or Rural Guy?: anything but the upper class surburban fruits i will end up dating and marrying
Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?: all. its pretty hard to have unatractive eyes
Contacts or Glasses?: i'd prefer contacts but it doesn't matter too much

More Questions.

01. Eyeliner or Mascara?: both

02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?: how bout target

04. Skirts or pants?: either.

05. Socks or leggings?: None

06. Hoodies or jackets?: jackets

07. Heels or sneakers?: flip flops

08. Straight or curly hair?: CURLY

09. Hoop or dangling earrings?: hoop

10. White or black?: both

11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?: both

12. Smoothies or lattes?: both

13. Diet or regular sodas?: i don't like soda

15. Pearls or diamonds?: neither really suits me

16. Vintage or boho?: depends

17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?: do i have to?

18. Lindsay or Hilary?: who cares

19. Ipod or cell phone?: cell because music is everywhere and pay phones aren't

20. Friends or family?: i consider alot of my friends family

21. Lip gloss or lip stick?: both

22. Manicure or pedicure?: i'd rather just paint my own nails

23. Tiffany’s or Chanel?: i can buy the same damn thing on a walmart shelf half price

24. Love or peace?: love cause peace gets boring

25. Sunglasses or purses?: sunglasses. i love them.

In a guy...

Funny or Serious? you have to have both.

Romantic or Daredevil?: romantically daring. hey, at least i didnt say romantic daredevil

Cute or Hot?: cute. because real hot guys intimidate me and cute guys make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. either way, he'll always be hot to me

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?: doesn't matter

Long Hair or Short Hair?: i like short. but not too short. and some guys can work long.

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: Curly! the fruit of thine womb must be curly. i want to have lots of angelic curly babies. the guy can have gone bald for all i care i just want to make sure my babies are gorgeous.

Clean-cut or Rough?: hmmm... decisions, descisions

Good Dancer or Good Singer?: dancer! so he can teach me and we can be the hottest bitches in the club

Basketball Player or Football Player?: football, because thats atleast always outside.

Jock or Rebel?: rebel. i need some encouraging to be fun sometimes

Smoker or Non-smoker?: yeah id prefer he didn't

Druggie or Clean?: um. clean.

Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?: motorcycle. thats hot

Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?: some fuzz is ok. just not too much. clean shaven is good too

Younger or Older?: older

Player or Loyal?: what the hell kind of question is that.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Something by ABBA
  • Reading: Secret Life of Bees again

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  • Favourite movie: School of Rock, I am Sam, Benjamin Button, Christmas Vacation, Titanic, The Pianist, Gran Torino
  • Favourite band or musician: Led Zeppelin, U2, Blue October, The Killers, Genesis
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  • Favourite artist: so many :)
  • Favourite poet or writer: Tim O'Brien, Cormac McCarthy, Denis Leery

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Your bus has been coming way too early. I don't get to get the random creeper phone calls anymore D:

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